Liar, Liar……?

For those of you not wearing your glasses, it says:

“We apologize for any inconvenience but as of 7/19/2012 Chick-fil-a has voluntarily recalled all of the Jim Henson’s Creature Shop Puppet Kids Meal toys due to a possible safety issue. Please be advised that there have not been any cases in which a child has actually been injured, however there have been some reports of children getting their fingers stuck in the holes of the puppets. We are offering a substitution of a complimentary kids Icedream cone in its place until a replacement toy is available. Thank you.”

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Muppets sever ties w/ Chick-Fil-A!!

On Friday, the company behind “Fraggle Rock,” “Labyrinth,” and “The Muppets,” severed ties with Chick-Fil-A due to the fast food chain’s CEO’s opposition to same sex marriage.

Yeah, it’s true! Hermit has given up the Chikin! In a statement from Kermit’s press agent, he stated,

“I’m as dedicated to Gay Rights as I am to loving the “other white meat”.

Kermit is behind gays! Wait not behind but well, hmmmm oh well, never-mind!!

 

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