Muppets sever ties w/ Chick-Fil-A!!

On Friday, the company behind “Fraggle Rock,” “Labyrinth,” and “The Muppets,” severed ties with Chick-Fil-A due to the fast food chain’s CEO’s opposition to same sex marriage.

Yeah, it’s true! Hermit has given up the Chikin! In a statement from Kermit’s press agent, he stated,

“I’m as dedicated to Gay Rights as I am to loving the “other white meat”.

Kermit is behind gays! Wait not behind but well, hmmmm oh well, never-mind!!

 

EOT

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  1. Puts a whole new twist on eating pork….

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